“It is certain”- USA Men’s Basketball winning gold. Shoe in.
“It is decidedly so”- Kyrie Irving getting a ky-ri-diculous nickname if he decided to play for Australia at these Olympics, and simultaneously becoming less cool, less skilled, and less paid.
“Without a doubt”- Dirk Nowistki cameo in The Expendables 2. Come on guys surely he could shoot a basketball-shaped-bomb into a net and explode a vehicle of some sort say "shut it down its over"(see below) (actually I should copyright that idea).
“Yes – definitely”- What 99 percent of the female Olympic swimmers say to Lochte when he proposes a one-night stand.
“You may rely on it”-
“As I see it, yes”- Foul on the US Basketball Team every time they even touch an opponent, after watching NBA surely FIBA can let the boys play?
“Most likely”- Russel Westbrook winning men's high jump without even being selected in athletics. Dude is a human trampoline
“Outlook good”- Usain Bolt starring in his own spinoff of Law and Order Jamaica. In 95 percent of all episodes he chases down the bad guy puts them in cuffs and stands over them while doing the lightning bolt. Tell me you wouldn't watch this, I don't believe you. As a bonus, Asafa Powell could be the worn down old partner with the awesome one liners.
“Signs point to yes”- Kenya v Ethiopia Men’s Marathon entering the stadium.
“Reply hazy, try again”- Chance of rain this week. Slam dunk.
“Better not tell you now”-
“Cannot predict now”- The amount of channels my T.V. gets. at any given time.
“My reply is no”- Said no one ever about changing the channels while equestrian is on,
“Outlook not so good”- My housemates deciding to buy a floor-mat for the shower. Although stranger things have happened in this apartment.
“Very doubtful”- What I would have said if asked that this far into the Olympics Kazakhstan would have more gold medals then us, potassium however, Kazakhstan has that one in the bag.
“It is decidedly so”- Kyrie Irving getting a ky-ri-diculous nickname if he decided to play for Australia at these Olympics, and simultaneously becoming less cool, less skilled, and less paid.
“Without a doubt”- Dirk Nowistki cameo in The Expendables 2. Come on guys surely he could shoot a basketball-shaped-bomb into a net and explode a vehicle of some sort say "shut it down its over"(see below) (actually I should copyright that idea).
“Yes – definitely”- What 99 percent of the female Olympic swimmers say to Lochte when he proposes a one-night stand.
“You may rely on it”-
“As I see it, yes”- Foul on the US Basketball Team every time they even touch an opponent, after watching NBA surely FIBA can let the boys play?
“Outlook good”- Usain Bolt starring in his own spinoff of Law and Order Jamaica. In 95 percent of all episodes he chases down the bad guy puts them in cuffs and stands over them while doing the lightning bolt. Tell me you wouldn't watch this, I don't believe you. As a bonus, Asafa Powell could be the worn down old partner with the awesome one liners.
“Signs point to yes”- Kenya v Ethiopia Men’s Marathon entering the stadium.
“Reply hazy, try again”- Chance of rain this week. Slam dunk.
“Better not tell you now”-
“Cannot predict now”- The amount of channels my T.V. gets. at any given time.
“My reply is no”- Said no one ever about changing the channels while equestrian is on,
“Outlook not so good”- My housemates deciding to buy a floor-mat for the shower. Although stranger things have happened in this apartment.
“Very doubtful”- What I would have said if asked that this far into the Olympics Kazakhstan would have more gold medals then us, potassium however, Kazakhstan has that one in the bag.
Magic 8 Ball Power Rankings
Reviewed by Ben Ellem
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